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Tuesday, June 7, 2011
tech deck

teck deck is very cool because it's a finger skateboard that you can take anywhere and do tricks and play in their spare time
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AG moveis
this store is my dad he makes chairs, tables, shelves, closets
and would show him some products, the store is located in Rio Grande do Sul
called AG MOVEIS.




between this site here http://www.moveisag.com.br/index.html
and would show him some products, the store is located in Rio Grande do Sul
called AG MOVEIS.
between this site here http://www.moveisag.com.br/index.html
jokes
1
Two balloons are floating across the desert.
One balloon says to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"
2
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
3
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
Two balloons are floating across the desert.
One balloon says to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"
2
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
3
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
Best Joke in the world | A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ | ||||||||||
Second Place | Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!” | ||||||||||
Top joke in USA | A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.” | ||||||||||
Top joke in Canada | When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. The Russians used a pencil. | ||||||||||
Top joke in Australia | This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?” The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....” | ||||||||||
Top joke in Belgium | Why do ducks have webbed feet?
Why do elephants have flat feet?
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Top joke in Germany | A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.” | ||||||||||
Top Joke in England | Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.” |
Spore
for those who do not know spore is a game that talks about the steps to be a
first you start as a cell and is eating and killing other cells to survive when you completethis step goes to the creature stage and the same function kills the others to survive and go hunting for parts you use
and buy and put on your pet. next stage is the stage that you already know tribalmanuzear fire and tools, you will enjoy it much longer and contains two steps that you will know whether to start playing
I recommend and play!
you can look a video that i created for spore , is in the youtube with the name ´´marcelo righi with dragon``
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwz-qc-WLK0
first you start as a cell and is eating and killing other cells to survive when you completethis step goes to the creature stage and the same function kills the others to survive and go hunting for parts you use
and buy and put on your pet. next stage is the stage that you already know tribalmanuzear fire and tools, you will enjoy it much longer and contains two steps that you will know whether to start playing
I recommend and play!
you can look a video that i created for spore , is in the youtube with the name ´´marcelo righi with dragon``
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwz-qc-WLK0
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